What is Self-destructing Uterus?
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Synonym for a woman's monthly cycle wherein the lining of the uterine wall detaches itself resulting in a period.
Is a polite and non-gross euphemism for period.
"Jeez, someone's crabby."
"Well, I've got a self-destructing uterus, what do you expect?"
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When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
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