What is Sellery?
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A place where the walls are covered in shit and skankbasket supreme's with cheese are crawling all over the place. Somewhere you only go if you're looking for a horrible time, or to play ping-pong.
I had nothing to do last night so I went to sellery and ended up smelling like Samuel L. after a visit to a farm in Wisconsin.
I went to sellery last night, and I got AIDS from just breathing.
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