Selling A Piano

What is Selling A Piano?

A euphemism for taking a dead body, making a mold shaped just like it, and pouring fruit-flavored liquid in it, and letting it harden into candy.

"What are you doing with the water furnace?" "I am selling a piano for Paris Hilton to eat!"

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Oyster Crackers

1. strange coincidence when you and another person are thinking of the same thing at the same time. Jane: "You know what would be rea..

Slap In

1. The process of putting a pinch of chewing tobacco into ones mouth. Guy #1 "dude, let's get going, we're gonna miss it.&q..

F.o.r.d.

1. Fucker Only Runs Downhill I got a ford, let me guess that fucker only runs downhill See Missy 2. 1. Found On Road Dead 2. Fixed Or ..

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