Selling A Piano

What is Selling A Piano?

A euphemism for taking a dead body, making a mold shaped just like it, and pouring fruit-flavored liquid in it, and letting it harden into candy.

"What are you doing with the water furnace?" "I am selling a piano for Paris Hilton to eat!"

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