What is Semantic Band-aid?
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All the verbal things one scampers to congure up, contort, and convey as sincerely as possible to patch up whatever's left of what was once an intimate relationship.
Janet: You broke up with Chad?!? Super-sensitive Chad? He's gonna implode!
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.
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Relatively new brand of drumsticks. Created by Robert Wilhelm and Kingfield Wood Products, former manufacturer of Vic Firth drumsticks.
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Grab my dick. to jerk off someone.
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When you are in a large place, such as a large high school, and you go all over looking for one place, such as a gym or classroom.
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