What is Semantic Band-aid?
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All the verbal things one scampers to congure up, contort, and convey as sincerely as possible to patch up whatever's left of what was once an intimate relationship.
Janet: You broke up with Chad?!? Super-sensitive Chad? He's gonna implode!
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.
Random Words:
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just another word for a person who is a knob.
god i hate that matthew - he is a right knobbatron
See knob, cunt, bellend, chav, twat..
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(Away-uh-bay-oop) An abbreviation for the sentence: All Women Everywhere Always Blow Everything Way Out Of Proportion.
Phineas (to Virg..
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an action consisting of zanging, to pone to make fun of and be good at it.
the act of zangzuning Gaston.
youve just been zungzanged ba..
