What is Semantic Band-aid?
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All the verbal things one scampers to congure up, contort, and convey as sincerely as possible to patch up whatever's left of what was once an intimate relationship.
Janet: You broke up with Chad?!? Super-sensitive Chad? He's gonna implode!
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.
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when a male of polish decent is getting a tug job from a girl while he squirts mad doo doo butter in her mouth.
Falk loves when he can ..
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C library function.
May cause an OopsGotHerPregnant exception.
What? Try `man insertpenis`, you lazy shit...
