Semtext

What is Semtext?

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A text message to your wife/girlfriend informing her that you will be home late for dinner as you are on the piss with the boys. She goes fucking ballistic when she gets the text.

My girlfriend dumped me when I sent her a semtext.

See text, girlfriend, wife, explosive, dumped

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