Senior Citizen

What is Senior Citizen?

1.

A person who lacks basic motor skills and the ability to hear, drive, stand up straight, walk, think clearly, or provide basic financial support for him/her self. Suffers from TMB.

Damn, that retarded kid sure acts a lot like a senior citizen.

See Nick D

2.

When a person places their hand in a bowl of water thus allowing it to become wrinkly before they proceed to masturbate.

After watching Cocoon 1 & 2, Siskel & Ebert felt that the gaiety of the subject matter expressed throughout the film was well deserving of more than a two thumbs up but, a five finger Senior citizen.

See senior citizen, jerking off, old people, cocoon

3.

El-Der-LEE

I am sooo old.. I am El-Der-LEE!!
54

Random Words:

Foobop
1. Men who engage in oral sex with other males; especially males who offer their service for pay. John is a dirty foobop when it comes to ..
Read more
Headdhunter
1. The gimpiest shadowblade on Merlin/Midgard Holy shit did you see Headdhunter? He perfed a naked grey caster for 13 damage! What a gimp!..
Read more
Twatlet
1. A group of small-minded women with little else to do but to start drama, be hypocrites and act like total jackholes. That twatlet just ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free