Senior Citizen

What is Senior Citizen?


1.

A person who lacks basic motor skills and the ability to hear, drive, stand up straight, walk, think clearly, or provide basic financial support for him/her self. Suffers from TMB.

Damn, that retarded kid sure acts a lot like a senior citizen.

See Nick D

2.

When a person places their hand in a bowl of water thus allowing it to become wrinkly before they proceed to masturbate.

After watching Cocoon 1 & 2, Siskel & Ebert felt that the gaiety of the subject matter expressed throughout the film was well deserving of more than a two thumbs up but, a five finger Senior citizen.

See senior citizen, jerking off, old people, cocoon

3.

El-Der-LEE

I am sooo old.. I am El-Der-LEE!!


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