Serious Jones

What is Serious Jones?


1.

A bad injury, generally received from doing something stupid. Teenage boys, for example, are very susceptible to be on the receiving end of a "serious jones."

"Dude, I was broomstick jousting with my girlfriend on the roof yesterday, and she knocked me off. *lifts shirt to reveal gash* Check out this serious jones!"

"Mom, Where'd you get that serious jones?"

"Ask your father."

See injury, cut, hurt, gash, serious, jones, bruise, serios

2.

When someone is getting too serious with you or isn't serious enough about a situation.

Damn bitch don't get all serious jones with me,fuck.

Yo, I don't think you're being serious jones about this.

See serious, earnest, frivolous

3.

A bad injury, generally received from doing something stupid. Teenage boys, for example, are very susceptible to be on the receiving end of a "serious jones."

"Dude, I was broomstick jousting with my girlfriend on the roof yesterday, and she knocked me off. *lifts shirt to reveal gash* Check out this serious jones!"

"Mom, Where'd you get that serious jones?"

"Ask your father."

See injury, cut, hurt, gash, serious, jones, bruise, serios


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