What is Serious Jones?
1.
A bad injury, generally received from doing something stupid. Teenage boys, for example, are very susceptible to be on the receiving end of a "serious jones."
"Dude, I was broomstick jousting with my girlfriend on the roof yesterday, and she knocked me off. *lifts shirt to reveal gash* Check out this serious jones!"
"Mom, Where'd you get that serious jones?"
"Ask your father."
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2.
When someone is getting too serious with you or isn't serious enough about a situation.
Damn bitch don't get all serious jones with me,fuck.
Yo, I don't think you're being serious jones about this.
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3.
A bad injury, generally received from doing something stupid. Teenage boys, for example, are very susceptible to be on the receiving end of a "serious jones."
"Dude, I was broomstick jousting with my girlfriend on the roof yesterday, and she knocked me off. *lifts shirt to reveal gash* Check out this serious jones!"
"Mom, Where'd you get that serious jones?"
"Ask your father."
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