Serious Sam

What is Serious Sam?


1.

The best damn game ever created

Beheaded Kamikaze:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *BOOM*

2.

the best FPS game out there!

filled with monsters and the biggest end game boss in any PC game!

Serious Sam is pure Ownage!

- I slaughtered 1000 monsters!

- Only 1000? N00B!

3.

A kick ass FPS that has over 6000 monsters.

and some of the busses are over 100 feet.

4.

The equivilant of Jack Campbell and Duke Nukem put together that lays the smack down on ass loads of beheaded gun toting suicide bombers and knock offs of doom monsters in ancient egypt.

How many monster, really, are there in serious sam?


66

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