What is Sessoms?
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Sessoms Nautical Gifts - Located in Sea Isle City, New Jersey. A whimsical store full of knick-knacks and mini sea-shells that look like trix brand cereal. A hot spot where geriatrics and rowdy teens can get together in peace. The aisles are overflowing with the crap they sell. Sessoms can never be destroyed because it is built with the power of love.... and really hardcore asbestos.
"Hey Megan and Greg, where should we get Joe's shotglass?"
"How 'bout SESSOMS NAUTICAL GIFTS? It's full of grand trinkets and miscellaneous potpourris!"
"Okee-Dokee!!! derp!"
Random Words:
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when you "poke" someone you are saying that you wanna have sex with them
"yeah, we were poking on facebook"
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the United States of America
Don't bash the US so much...they provide help the most so chill the Fu*k out on those insults!
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a common name for the bango string down the back of your penis
i had sex last night and my baldestro string snapped..
