What is Sessoms?
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Sessoms Nautical Gifts - Located in Sea Isle City, New Jersey. A whimsical store full of knick-knacks and mini sea-shells that look like trix brand cereal. A hot spot where geriatrics and rowdy teens can get together in peace. The aisles are overflowing with the crap they sell. Sessoms can never be destroyed because it is built with the power of love.... and really hardcore asbestos.
"Hey Megan and Greg, where should we get Joe's shotglass?"
"How 'bout SESSOMS NAUTICAL GIFTS? It's full of grand trinkets and miscellaneous potpourris!"
"Okee-Dokee!!! derp!"
Random Words:
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sinful,unholy,disgraceful
spreading of the unclean word is wicked..
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A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.
Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me...
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Derogatory term used to describe half-breed Mexican-Native American women. Term can also be found in dialogue exchange between Jennifer..
