Severe Malkie

What is Severe Malkie?


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The art of slashing someones face with a blade or sharp cutting implement.

wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie

See slash, chibbed, slashed


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