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where a man infiltrates a woman unannounced in the back door with a sandy penis after a day on the beach.
Beatrice thought my water spo..
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Direct a lot of machine gun fire at it.
<car approaching checkpoint>
Sergeant: "Fire warning shots."
<car keeps co..
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A person who doesn't use a toilet seat protector or toilet paper to line the toilet seat in a public restroom.
Guy: Dude, I just f..