Sex Tourniquet

What is Sex Tourniquet?

A wedding ring. Implying that sex will end or at least be decreased in regularity following marriage.

Damn, I think I left my sex tourniquet on the nightstand before I went out. God, I my wife doesn't come home early.

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Park The Car In The Garage

1. euphemism for intercourse Clark has not parked the car in the garage yet. He's saving it for someone he really cares about See g..

Naython

1. nothin this means naython to me..

Moopster

1. A girl who is all around moopy, derived in massachusetts. Mary is the moopster. See moop, goofy, slouch, slabby, lily..

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