Sex Tourniquet

What is Sex Tourniquet?

A wedding ring. Implying that sex will end or at least be decreased in regularity following marriage.

Damn, I think I left my sex tourniquet on the nightstand before I went out. God, I my wife doesn't come home early.

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1. a party, usually involving drugs and alcohol. It can be as small as 3 people and up to as many people you can fit inside your backyard. ..

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1. A female who wears excessive amounts of makeup to cover her nasty pock marked face. I bet it would take a chisel to get all that makeup..

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