Sex Tourniquet

What is Sex Tourniquet?


1.

A wedding ring. Implying that sex will end or at least be decreased in regularity following marriage.

Damn, I think I left my sex tourniquet on the nightstand before I went out. God, I my wife doesn't come home early.

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