Sexico

What is Sexico?


1.

An unknown island inhabited by the people of your dreams; often used to show a liking for some person.

Girl 1: Did you see Pirates yet?

Girl 2: Yes. Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom are definetly worthy of Sexico.

Girl 1: Indeed.

2.

A small country located in South America.

Population = Undisclosed (it is known, however, that the population tends to increase during summer months).

Main Export = Shaved ham.

Those looking to migrate to Sexico should be advised that there is a 327 year waiting period as real-estate in this region is in very high demand.

Although very rarely seen, the inhabitants of Sexico are reported to be, on average, 7' in height. 6' 10" of this is made up of bronzed, well-muscled leg. In some cultures it is believed that making direct eye contact with a Sexican can cause your arms to fall off.

It has been reported, although unconfirmed, that visitor passes to Sexico have been sold on eBay for prices exceeding $200,000 (or a healthy sty-worth of pigs to facilitate the country's main export).

No words in English language can do justice to Sexico in terms of providing an example. As such, nothing more will be said on this matter.

See sexico, sexican

3.

A Country in California where all the Sexican lives. This is a very sheltered area with loads of pornography littered throughout. Best atttration place for perverted people.

Damn.... I wish I lived in Sexico... look at all those hot cha cha


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