Sexmergency

What is Sexmergency?

n. pl. sex·mer·gen·cies

1. A serious situation or occurrence involving sex that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate action.

2. A condition of urgent need for action or assistance regarding sex: a state of sexmergency.

adj.

For use during sexmergencies: sexmergency condom supplies.

Guy to his roommate: "Dude, you've gotta let me use the room tonight, it's a sexmergency!"

See sex, emergency, love life, sexual activity, safe sex, sexile

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