What is Sexual Harassment Panda?
1.
A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"
2.
Teaches the children in South Park about sexual harassment.
And, who lives in peace near the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Who teaches harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Do do this, don't touch there..
Don't say that says the silly old bear!
He's come to teach you what's right and wrong..
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
3.
A useless advocacy mascot for a Politically Correct point of view. etymology: South Park episode 306
"Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda."
4.
The unique mix of a very hairy person who is also sexually perverted.
"Jamie Rostant is such a fucking sexual harassment panda"
