Shafeelya Johnson

What is Shafeelya Johnson?


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a fake name like haywood jablome, mike hunt, and ben dover.

((hey would yah blow me?, my cunt, and bend over))

shafeelya johnson - she'll feel yah johnson

johnson as in penis. :] lmao

i think my friend made that name up, i dont knoww. lol

*(guy calls me)*

him- hey!

me- heey!!

him- this girl added your boyfriend on myspace last night and was like talking to him.

me- really?

him- yeahh!, her name is shafeelya johnson!

me- ...(i didnt say anything but i knew something was up cause of how he said shafeeelya)

him- yeah have you met her yet?

me- uhm noo.

him- do you get it, she'll feel your johnson..

me- yeah i got that like two minutes ago!?

him- sure you did.

me- your just jealous cause i got it the first time. ha

him- nuh uh well here your boyfriend wants to talk to you..

(i start talking to my boyfriend, im a girl bythewayy)

See funny, johnson


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