Shag Carpet Edit Meaning

1.

n. an intensified version of a carpet, a carpet that sleeps around

syn. filthy whore

see: carpet

At Mike's party, there was a shag carpet hitting on me.

See carpet, whore, slut, person

2.

When a man/woman has so much pubic hair it looks like a shag carpet.

i slept with a chick last night and she had the biggest shag carpet i've ever seen. i think i might have gotten carpet burn.

See carpet, shag, pussy, pubic hair, carpet burn

3.

When ass air gets to long, and wiping is as hard as pulling peanut butter out of shag carpet.

I need to shave I have the shag carpet again.

4.

When a female has left her tracks or braids in her head so long, the grow out (or the weave) starts to resembe the shag carpet in your grandmothers basement. Does not exclude those females that dont know how to moisturize their weave to prevent "thirsty-ness".

Wanetta assumed that using "pink lotion" would allow her to keep her weave in her head for 6 months and prevent it from lookin like shag carpet.

See thirsty, unbeweavable, hot mess