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When someone brags about their dick you stand up and shout dicks on table you both unzip your pants and whoever is the biggest wins.
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The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop catches you driving in it.
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the state of not having been penetrated up the ass
Barry lost his anal virginity to a cucumber...