What is Shake'n'bake Tan?
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n. A tan achieved by going to a tanning salon. Indistinguishable from a natural tan in the summer, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the middle of winter. Almost as silly as a when a believable hairpiece gets blown off in a wind storm.
Not to be confused with a
*during a blizzard a brown white chick goes by*
I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.
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