Shake'n'bake Tan

What is Shake'n'bake Tan?


1.

n. A tan achieved by going to a tanning salon. Indistinguishable from a natural tan in the summer, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the middle of winter. Almost as silly as a when a believable hairpiece gets blown off in a wind storm.

Not to be confused with a bottle tan.

*during a blizzard a brown white chick goes by*

I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.


90

Random Words:

1. A very nice band that formed in Austin, Texas in the 1990s. "Dude, did you hear that song by Fastball, "The Way?" it&apo..
1. when a guy's penis is way smaller than its normal size. after basketball practice someone in the locker room pulled down my underw..
1. Music that sounds so good it feels like it is fucking you in the ear. I was sitting at Matt's house last night and had a musical e..