Shallow Hal

What is Shallow Hal?


1.

One who cannot see the beauty or attractiveness in anyone who does not fit "perfectly" in the "beautiful people" steriotype. A character flaw that causes one to judge another solely by unrealistic or perverted standards irregaurdless of the judged person's personality, abilities, character.

Julia is such a shallow hal, in college she was dismissive of who she considered the geekiest guy in america, she even told him he was useless: I wonder if she gets it now?

See all that, stuck up, bitch

2.

Derived from the movie "Shallow Hal". A label given to one who consistently overestimates the attractiveness of other people.

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is smokin'"

Guy 2: "Did you see the buck teeth on that bitch?

Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up shallow hal"


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