Shamble Edit Meaning

1.

1. Verb. To take or vandalize something of importance belonging to someone else without their immediate notice.

2. Verb Also. To describe someone's own loss of possessions, due to their obliviousness.

3. Exclamation. To announce someone's dismay due to being shambled.

4. Verb once more. The act of taking the sacred virginity of another.

1. I just shambled your dog.

2. Dude. You just got shambled.

3. (with great emotion) Shambled!

4. "You shambled my sister"

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See take, receive

2.

Pronunciation: Sham-bull

Other Uses: Shambling ; Shambled ; Shambly

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Shamble - General Verb

1. To have a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambl-ing - Present Verb

1. To be having a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambled - Past Tense Verb

1. To have been a previous part of a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambly - Adverb

1. To feel that you need to have a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Goes out to my bud Kenny (We are not gay.)

Homo 1: Oh Oh that hurts!!

Homo 2: WTF I'm not even doing anything yet!

Homo 1: Shamble me good!!

Homo 2: (Very Confused) W..T..F..???

Homo 1: Dude, you don't get it.. We're shambling!

Homo 2: (Still Confused) Okay lets do this thing! (Reaches for partner's genitals)

Homo 1: WOW THAT'S TOO FAR!!

Homo 2: (SLAP) SHUT UP !

Homo 1: I like that.

Homo 2: Shamble me good.... (Pulls out whipped cream)

Homo 1: What about the entree? ;)

See shamble

3.

Verb. To walk with a jerking gait. A shuffle; sometimes unnerving.

The morning after a long bout of drinking, it was all that I could do to shamble to the 'fridge.

There, from the shadowy corner, the zombie shambled. I think I went mad then.

See Excel

4.

Verb - sham-bl -Method of classic zombie locomotion.

Normally this method can be identified by the apparant lack of total functionality in one or both legs, thus causing a very pronounced limp.

Shambling is very inefficient and quite awkward, but hell, if you are a zombified mass of decaying flesh, you'll look wierd no matter how you get around.

That Zombie just shambled up to me, but I shot it's head off before it got close enough to bite me.

See shamble, zombie, locomotion, limp, walk, stride