Shamtanical Edit Meaning

1. a boy defoted 2 playing football and i love hima nd allways will lol i wish he was here wid me lol bt he cnt b coz he dnt feel tat way 2..

1. (noun) an old man. An elderly male particularly containing excessive wrinkles. The zizzy was like 500 years old! (when he was a baby)...

1. to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffl..