Shanks

What is Shanks?


1.

The 3rd person derivative of shanking.

The act of stabbing someone with a crude, knife-like weapon.

C: *shanks*

J: *bleeds out on your carpet* HAH.

C: -_-""

See shank, shanking, knife, stabbing, knifing

2.

A cross between "thanks" and "shucks" used to express an especially flattered thank you.

Person #1: What an unparalleled nutritionist you are! Surely, you must be the best in all the world!

Person #2: Aw, you don't say. Shanks!

See thanks, shucks, thank you, aw, flattery

3.

1. a knife..usually a flick knife

2. to steal something

3. to stab someone

1. ill draw for the shanks if you don't watch your mouth

2. did you see me shanks his fone??

See seny

4.

thanks, minus the t, and plus an s.

"ZOMFG, last night when you ninja'd me and then i got omicroned? that was amazing."

"I know right. Shanks."

See thanks, thank you, sex, slut, ho, fake, zomg, jew

5.

somone who finds a way to tear away at the foundations of a person until they want to kill the shanks, usually by coming up with gay nicknames or by being a dick. usually starts off conflicts rather then keeping them going. finds the weak person of the night, and exploits them, making it impossible to try to go against him. see Hitler.

person 1: hey guys, i sure am hungry.

shanks : wow NO WAY !!! mr. meal mr. mealalalala!!

person 1 : shanks, whats it like to kiss men?

person 2 :spadaro yeah, seriusly shanks, shut up.

shanks: wow, spadaro, whats it like to kiss men? rah!!

person 1 and 2: wow....

See shanks, spadaro, gay, queer, spadaro

6.

A gay teacher who also cheats at golf. One who fails to download porn properly from the internet

"Sorry girls, I'm gay. I do have a great golf handicap though (lying shanks). Shit, how the fuck does this computer work? It's got 2 million fucking viruses!!!!"

See chris, will, always, be, a, loser


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