What is Shaqtus?
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A large thorny plant indigenous to San Antonio, Texas. When cut open, it is known to emit water, awesome, and poor free throw skills.
There is a large shaqtus often observed casting a shadow of Kobe Bryant's career.
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A giant basketball player like cactus.
Oh my, that a big shaqtus. That shaqtus is dunking on that other cactus.
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This is a euphemism for the act of a bowel movement, i.e. taking a crap.
Before we go to diner, I need to change my shoes.
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