What is Shaquille O'neil Disease?
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A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.
Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.
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Performing oral sex on a *very* pregnant woman.
My wife and I couldn't have sex the old fashioned way, so I gave her a little &quo..
