What is Share The Fucking Monkey?
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1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth
2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.
Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
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