Sharpen Up Edit Meaning

1. To be unemployed for so long that you become fat and bloated. Your mother is so fat and lazy she's become unemploded. Your mother ..

1. when air passes through the penis and it makes a farty squeeky noise (squeeeeeeeeeek) Dude, did you just ziggernut?..

1. Synonym for "masturbate". "I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel." -me See Dave..