What is Shart?
1.
a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")
I sharted at the party last night and
went home pronto to change my clothes.
2.
gas followed by mass.
that's the third time i've sharted this week - perhaps i should look into disposable boxers.
3.
When one farts and a little shit comes out.
We gota go, dude.
Why?
It's an emergency!
What?
I sharted, dude.
What's that?
Sharted!
Huh?
I farted and a little shit came out!
-Along Came Polly
SEE THAT MOVIE
4.
To Accidently Shit While Trying To Push Out A Fart..In Other Words To Gamble And Lose
Tony Was At The Park and A ilent But Deadly Wound Up Being A Shart
5.
A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop.
Cat 1) Wet Sensation
Cat 2) Wet Underwear
Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants
Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public)
Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)
Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.
On the way back from lunch yesterday I noticed Art was having a hard time making it up the stairs. As we reached the pinnacle of the staircase Art looked to me and said "You gotta cover for me, I just Sharted". He then wiggled out of the building and drove home for a shower.
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6.
v. - The act of farting in hopes that it will just be air, but to ones' dismay...a little shit comes out.
I thought it was just a little gas...but no...it was a freakin' shart.
7.
v.,n. - to accidentally shit oneself while attempting to fart
I accidentally sharted myself.
Did I get some shart on you?
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