Shart Shooter

What is Shart Shooter?


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Extreme accuracy when sharting (shitting while farting.) Bending over and aiming at a target is considered general competition, while squatting in front of a fan and letting the wind blow your shart onto the target is considered advanced shart shooting.

Tina: "Ok! I'm laying down on the ground. Ready!"

Strom: "Fan is on 'high'. Here comes this afternoon's chinese buffet."

Tina: "Holy fuck. I can't breathe! You got my eyes and nose plugged up! Now that's some shart shooting!"

Strom: "I'm your shart shooter, bitch."

See shart shooter, shart, sharting, pooping, poop, fart, farting, Reggie Dunlop


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