Shartmonger Edit Meaning

1. Another way to say cunt, yet will piss off a girl even more. Guy: you cunt waffle Girl: wtf! im not only a cunt. im a cunt waffle. Se..

1. When you heat up cum in the microwave and put it on your hair as a hot conditioning treatment. My hair was dry, so i had my boyfriend m..

1. The smell that is emitted from one's crotch area when heat is applied. Synonym of crotch vapor. Not to be confused with a <fart&..