Shartophobia

What is Shartophobia?

The fear or sharting oneself.

Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.

Dude 2: WTF you just went.

Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.

See shart, crap, foot, fart, runs

Ready Lights On

1. Nipples poking through a chick's shirt. Back in the day, B-52 bombers carrying nuclear weapons had a process whereby they would fli..

Kankle Covers

1. When anyone with kankles (most likely an obese person) is wearing high top shoes that in turn cover their kankles. Ey yo B, check that ..

Rug Busted

1. Getting a haircut in Montana. I am going to get my rug busted...

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