Shartophobia

What is Shartophobia?

The fear or sharting oneself.

Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.

Dude 2: WTF you just went.

Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.

See shart, crap, foot, fart, runs

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