What is Shaun Paavo?
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A 20 year old man who thinks he is 36 and in the witness protection because he is divorced and has 2 kids and he doesn't wanna pay child support. He also has his penis pierced 8 times, a 300mph crotch rocket and has been smoking since he was 5.
You: Hey Shaun you gotta square I've need one for like 2 hours.
Shaun: Yea me too, I've needed one for 28 years.
Random Words:
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Before having sex with a virgin, stick an egg in her vag. As you're fucking her, you scramble up that egg and beat it up real good...
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"You're damn right!"
Tracy: You mean you slashed his tires AND busted his windows?
Nyquila: Ya dayum skippy!
Tracy: Yo..
