Shaved Monkey Sex

What is Shaved Monkey Sex?

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.

Gwenda

1. a unisex pubic wig used exclusively after shaving to rid ones self of pubic lice. " i had to shave my minge because i had crabs, d..

Yoghurt

1. Semen, spunk, Jizz, Manfat, Cum etc I sprayed her face with hot yoghurt sauce. See fatbob 2. what is on the end of grant's dick..

Mammaltoe

1. is the male equivalent of a cameltoeor camel toe. this occurs when a mans pants are so tight that his genetalia is either bisected as wi..

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