Shaved Monkey Sex

What is Shaved Monkey Sex?

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.

Faithfool

1. faithfool (faith fool) NOUN. A person whose beliefs are destructive to self and others, i.e., Crusaders, Jihadists, Fascists, Communists..

Uncle Vic

1. Writer and singer of the classic song, "Space Invaders". See tradesman 2. Slang term used by Vicodin addicts to describe, y..

Pee Split

1. A trick unwittingly performed by buttpounders when a doodoo molecule blocks the standard pee flow creating two separate streams that can..

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