Shaved Monkey Sex

What is Shaved Monkey Sex?

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.

Cafe

1. A combination of smelly,sweaty,hairy, and lippy pussy. I would'a hit but the bitch had a mad cafe. See cafe, smelly, sweaty, hair..

Advo

1. there style looks good. trendsetters she looks advo with that hair See hot, fresh, hypebeast, bitters, jockin..

Zambizi

1. A special place within someone, a state of bliss. Often reffered to when people are talking about how high they were or are. I was in t..

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