Shaved Monkey Sex

What is Shaved Monkey Sex?

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.

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1. 1. To go crazy when dissappointed or pissed off. Derived from Wayne Rooney- the english soccer player renowned for losing his shit on th..

Lumigan

1. loser or dumbass or retard Bob: Yo, who's the new kid? Billy: Idk, he's just a lumigan. See loser, dumbass, retard, idiot ..

Hot Karl Nunchucks

1. The act of swinging twin shit filled tube socks in circular motions striking your partner or anyone within striking distance. My roomma..

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