Shaved Monkey Sex

What is Shaved Monkey Sex?


1.

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

2.

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.


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