Shaved Monkey Sex

What is Shaved Monkey Sex?

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.

Shpiss

1. The act of shitting and pissing explosively, in a simultaneous manner,(sometimes occurring involuntarily), so as to relieve built up ten..

Jornie

1. a sexy creation who loves hanging out with friends, loves partying and drinking, and yet still manages to be conservative, sensitive and..

Sixty-eleven

1. An unknown but moderately large quantity. Me: Grandpa, how many of them were there? Grandpa: *shrug* Sixty-eleven! See eleventy-seven..

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