What is Shaved Monkey Sex?
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a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.
we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.
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driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.
shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.
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Usually found on elderly women who have breast fed their children. Along with her breastsagging, the nipple itself also sags.
Wow, Gra..
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Mix of hair and toilet paper. Not to be confused with a dingleberry which is turd and hair.
A dingleball accumulated after I wiped my b..
