What is Shaved Monkey Sex?
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a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.
we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.
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driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.
shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.
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1. n. - a fucking dumb bitch who is always on the rag or at least presents such a disposition. 2. n. (slang) - term for a woman who is ..
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Doing math for fun, enjoyment, entertainment and/or to pleasure ones self.
Dude1: Hey! whats that nerd over there doing with that calcu..
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the act of performing oral sex upon a woman while simutaniously making turkey sounds.
"When I get home from this 6 month deploymen..
