What is Shaved Monkey Sex?
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a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.
we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.
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driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.
shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.
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Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..
I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick..
