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1) one who loves his friend's mother... quite literally, in fact.
2) the solution when you forget to buy your mom a Mother's ..
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My cell phone plan.
Qwest wireless customer: "Damn it, I pay $40 a month for this piece of crap, and it has no service!!"
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Act of performing a rim job on a corpse (freshness varies)
Before the wake i walked in on the funeral director Necrorimming my dear Mot..