What is Shear?
1.
An expression of superiority used by many males and some females on their partners after sexual intercourse. The superior person urinates all over his or hers companion, degrading them, making them feel the inferior person in the relationship. Sometimes used for recreational purposes.
Dude, she wigged me out, i had just pulled a Lord Byron on her and then she asked me to Shear her, so I had to run.
2.
A large penis. Usually belongs to an overdeveloped male of short stature. The uses for a shear include: "shearing", destruction, and scaring of 8th grade girls at Trevor's house.
Dude, did you see that Shear? It was insane!
3.
A verb, meaning to pick up girls without having to talk, just grind it.
Did you see Dave with that little girl?
-Yeah, he's shearing it up so hard on the dance floor, he will probably bag it tonight.
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4.
v. to mentally or physically shorten or minimize an aspect of another
I sheared my sister after she made a gay ass comment
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