Sheets On The Futon

What is Sheets On The Futon?

A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky

Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita.

See clean, date, lucky, mess

Rapesturbation

1. rape of oneself rape + masturbation I totally got drunk last night and had a sad session of rapesturbation...I was crying the whole ti..

W.a.f

1. =welsh as fuck. used by welsh people when describin sum1 doin sumin stupid or sumin stupid or sumin cool or sum1 doin sum 1 cool :s waw ..

U.n.i.t.

1. Cop term for Unauthorized Nigger In Town (Suburb Cop on the radio) We have a U.N.I.T. in a black B.M.W. He's doing the speed limit..

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