Sheets On The Futon

What is Sheets On The Futon?

A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky

Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita.

See clean, date, lucky, mess

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