What is Sheezer?
1.
frozen faecal matter. usualy frozen in house freezer. can be put in a plastic bag and used as lethal weapon (see example). ppl who practice this are called sheezerytes and the act is sheezerism
"oh dude sumone just lobbed a sheezer at me"
"dam , kallens out cold, he jus got hit by a sheezer"
" man sumone posted a sheezer through my door last nite "
2.
Female version of the term "geezer"
Awight sheezer, ow ya doin luv?
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3.
A term when a man opens up the girls mouth and sneezes in it after anal sex.
Damn I gave that girl a Sheezer.
He aint gonna give me no sheezer.
I'll sheeze all up in that bitch.
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4.
After nature's bellowing call has been answered, the shit (preferably long, thin, and smooth) is collected, and swiftly placed into a freezer. The end product is a 'sheezer' which is then used as a sexual toy or aid, and is said to create great pleasure.
"Our sex drive was long gone and burried, until i pulled something special out of the freezer. We now regularly use sheezers in bed, both her's and mine!"
