Sheffield

What is Sheffield?


1.

God's City, pure and simple

If God were to specify his birth place on his CV, he would say Sheffield

See sheffield, north, god

2.

The city of sex & steel, the heart of the north, and the birthplace of football.

Basically the greatest city in the world.

"Hey, I've just been to Sheffield, and it's the shit!"

See sheffield, football, snooker, crucible, sex, steel, gatecrasher, meadowhall, sheffield wednesday

3.

A city in south yorkshire, The first official football team was made there and its main industry was Steel and a bit of coal mining, Maggie closed them all down and it became quiet poor, it is now under bid redevelopments. It has a huge multicultural community and a massive student population

Southerner: That cities dirty

Northerner:Stfu you rich tax evading prick.

United fan: SHEFF UNITED FTW

Wednesday fan: WEDNESDAY FTW

*big fight*

Sheffield: big, better than leeds

Leeds:Big,better than sheffield

See sheffield, england, britain, steel, coal

4.

A shitty little place Outside Rotherham,

can`t be missed because of the smell of pigshit and curry, if you stop at traffic lights you get your wheels nicked, if you ride a bike and signal to turn you get you watch nicked, if its night the only way to see people if they smile, and if god was born here....well musta dropped down the shitter

the best thing about sheffield is the road out, dunt go there ya will regret every second

See prostitutes, slackers, twonkers, fuckwits

5.

An out of work prostitute, usually seen hanging around theme bars looking for desperate punters.

"That sheffield was so desperate for some action that she even went for old man Keenan dressed in a hula skirt."

See whore, prostitute, lady of the night, doet, slapper, slag


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