What is Shemoose Italianus Microphallus?

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An aging never was who believes that women in chatrooms find him "sexy",

he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''

We regret that we cannot and will not give an example because it was just too fucking stupid to type.
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