Shexting

What is Shexting?


1.

The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.

Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.

Sara (text): hey where are you?

Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?

Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?

Emma: YEAH BITCH.

Sara: Mkay

See shit, shitting, shitter, text, txt, texting, pooping, toilet

2.

texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.

Robert got an important text while shitting, so was forced to use the shexting method

See shitting, texting, pooping, can, rimmer

3.

The art of texting when shitting, also texting someone while they are shiitng when you are shitting

When I was on the toilet, I was shexting Amber. She was also on the toilet and she was shexting me back.

See shit, text, shitting, texting, mario, pittsburgh


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