Shfms

What is Shfms?

1.

Sky-High Fuck-Me Shoes

mom: What's in that box, dear?

daughter: Just some SHFMS's, mom.

mom: what?

daughter: Sky-High Fuck-Me shoes, mom!

mom: *starts crying*

See heels, shoes, stiletto, fuck me shoes, stripper

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