Shilpan Edit Meaning

1. When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning..

1. a zaboona is a type of a blob, i.e. a fat cock. oh my god you pork pie look at your zaboona is fucking masssive lad!..

1. to have fists that are large in comparison with your wrists or arms. jeff: did you see him k.o that dude? moe: that monkey fisted bitc..