What is Shimbly Wingbarker?
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An imaginary creature that lives under one's floorboards and arises at night to tickle the scrotums of insecure thirteen year old boys who someday dream of becoming playwrights.
Poor Davey McDoodlestein hasn't slept in five days, and I'll tell you why - it's all because of that smelly little Shimbly Wingbarker that lives in his closet. I told him to get that thing taken care of, I did, but you know these kids today think that they know everything...
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Term used to describe any nasty off brand or discount beer, that was brought to a party.
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A feeling of nervousness or unease (usually while driving) brought on by the presence of police officers, esp. state troopers.
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Of the same species as a Dust Bunny. This species is indigenous to the great plains of the College Dorm as well as the Under-The-Fridge..
