What is Shimbly Wingbarker?
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An imaginary creature that lives under one's floorboards and arises at night to tickle the scrotums of insecure thirteen year old boys who someday dream of becoming playwrights.
Poor Davey McDoodlestein hasn't slept in five days, and I'll tell you why - it's all because of that smelly little Shimbly Wingbarker that lives in his closet. I told him to get that thing taken care of, I did, but you know these kids today think that they know everything...
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Talking on podcasts, blogs, etc about how many twitter followers you have.
Listen to anything by Leo Laporte and it won't take lon..
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When some one takes money from you
Albert performed a skrillarectomy on me and took me for 200$
See cash, poor, theft, jacked..
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A actual cunt ass bitch Hook is short for Hooker but does not always imply the same meaning.
This is often used when one wants to throw..
