What is Shimbly Wingbarker?
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An imaginary creature that lives under one's floorboards and arises at night to tickle the scrotums of insecure thirteen year old boys who someday dream of becoming playwrights.
Poor Davey McDoodlestein hasn't slept in five days, and I'll tell you why - it's all because of that smelly little Shimbly Wingbarker that lives in his closet. I told him to get that thing taken care of, I did, but you know these kids today think that they know everything...
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(main~tane kewl-ness)
adj. Keep it real, Be Cool, Shit wired tight, Maintaining, Maintained Coolness
1. An extreme state of Maintainin..
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Occurs when the male of the species urinates in the females mouth and proceeds to lift his penis and dip his scrotum in said urine...
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A period of time for a woman when she is not having sex.
Lisa had her baby 6 weeks ago, and has been on vajayjaycation ever since.
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