What is Shimbly Wingbarker?
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An imaginary creature that lives under one's floorboards and arises at night to tickle the scrotums of insecure thirteen year old boys who someday dream of becoming playwrights.
Poor Davey McDoodlestein hasn't slept in five days, and I'll tell you why - it's all because of that smelly little Shimbly Wingbarker that lives in his closet. I told him to get that thing taken care of, I did, but you know these kids today think that they know everything...
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modern day term for "under the thumb"! Girl in complete control! Pussy whipped!!
If you're called Foots or Big Nose and ..
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An island equidistant between Christmas Island and Easter Island, 123.0W 12.5S.
It was discovered by the Monty Pythonteam.
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