What is Shimbly Wingbarker?
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An imaginary creature that lives under one's floorboards and arises at night to tickle the scrotums of insecure thirteen year old boys who someday dream of becoming playwrights.
Poor Davey McDoodlestein hasn't slept in five days, and I'll tell you why - it's all because of that smelly little Shimbly Wingbarker that lives in his closet. I told him to get that thing taken care of, I did, but you know these kids today think that they know everything...
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Celebrated Australian fisherman Rex Hunt's catchphrase used to emphasize an amazing catch or more oftenly used as a sign-off at the..
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a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public pooping.
When I go to the bathroom at college ..
