What is Shimbly Wingbarker?
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An imaginary creature that lives under one's floorboards and arises at night to tickle the scrotums of insecure thirteen year old boys who someday dream of becoming playwrights.
Poor Davey McDoodlestein hasn't slept in five days, and I'll tell you why - it's all because of that smelly little Shimbly Wingbarker that lives in his closet. I told him to get that thing taken care of, I did, but you know these kids today think that they know everything...
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When one of your friends is being a dickhead and you stick your nuts in their face.
"Stop being a dumbass or im going to nut your ..
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To have anal sex with an unwilling female
then I put it right in the grumpy
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