What is Shining Wizzard?
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When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.
(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)
Ode to the Shining Wizzard.
When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
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beyond the point of zooted; intoxicated beyond all previous imagination
motha fucker we just crash landed in zootbamland!
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A generic 16 ounce red colored disposable plastic cup. Typically utilized at high school or college house parties where underage drinker..
