Shining Wizzard

What is Shining Wizzard?


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When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.

(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)

Ode to the Shining Wizzard.

When I was young and had no sense.

I took a piss on an electric fence.

It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,

I took a crap in my overalls.

See piss, electric fence, lightbulb, dumbass


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