Spazwich

What is Spazwich?

A thin slice of slow-smoked spaz, a sheet of cheese, a little coating of enigmatic mustard between two slices of white city funk.

"Take a bite out of that spazwich and try not to choke on the thick, retarded relish"

or, more simply:

"you're a spazwich"

See spastic, spaz, retard, insult

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