What is David Hasselcoiffe?
1.
A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.
"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"
See
Random Words:
1.
The swedish god of all things small and furry, with the ability to transmute any object he touches into an avocado floating in a bucket ..
1.
Its mountain dew at a chinese restaurant.
Chinese waitress: wat you have to drink?
Me: I'll have a mountain dew
Chinese waitress..
