Shit Baby

What is Shit Baby?

1.

During anal intercourse, the thin tissue separating the anus and vagina breaks and semen fertilizes the female's egg resulting in a shit baby.

Dave: Why is half of John's face a birthmark?

Mark: Because his mom is a whore and John is a shit baby.

See shit, baby, anal, ass, cum, semen, anus, vagina, slut

2.

A baby that is born alive despite no symptoms of pregnancy and/or survived abortion attempts while in the womb.

Jen: Either my stomach is seriously acting up or I am about to have a shit baby.

Chad: That's gross.

Jen: Seriously, it's going to be the size of a child. I have to go.

See abortion, birth, child, baby, fetus
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