What is Shit On My Dick?
1.
a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.
b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.
c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.
d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)
Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit
xxxxxx
*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"
*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"
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2.
term used when something bad has just happened to you
"Shit on my dick! I just got dumped!"
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3.
Prison slang referring to anal sex.
"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".
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4.
this is a phrase of astonishment, the statement is so ridiculous that it must mean bewilderment
Shit on my dick! look at that nice car!
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5.
Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".
Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!
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6.
a phrase that is used to express extreme or intense frustration.
Traveler: I would like a Snickers bar please.
Ice Cream Vendor: 2,30 Euros.
Traveler: Shit on my dick!! I only have 1 Euro.
Ice Cream Vendor: Oh! You guys speak English?
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7.
A term coined by a member of the Villanova track team that is used to express a variety of things ranging from extreme upset to extreme excitement.
A young lady had an extra ticket at a Villanova basketball game and saw a large black man yelling, "Tickets, tickets!" She thought he wanted to purchase a ticket so she approached him and said, "I have a ticket I can sell you." When he informed her that he was looking to sell tickets, not buy them, she got pissed and yelled, "SHIT ON MY DICK!" to that mofo.
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