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When you have wank and stick a lighter up your arse (clipper is the lighter of choice)
last night Peter had a dagenham wank......
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The act of sexual intercourse with the undead
Joe necromancer goes to recently dug graves to raise the recent dead and perform zombiphi..
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A person who enjoys and often practices activities which involve speed and velocity.
Jane is a velociteer, she must have passed me at m..