Shit Out Of Luck

What is Shit Out Of Luck?


1.

When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".

Jill: I'd like to borrow your bike so that I can go down to the grocery store.

Jack: Sorry Jane, its got a flat, you're shit out of luck.

See shit, luck, out, bad

2.

The state of being that a person is in when they finish taking a long, majestic shit, only to find that there is little to no toilet paper left on the roll.

"There was no toilet paper in the whole house. I was totally shit out of luck, so I had to wipe my ass with a towel."

"Man, that sucks."

See toilet, toilet paper, shit, luck, tp


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