Shit Out Of Luck

What is Shit Out Of Luck?


1.

When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".

Jill: I'd like to borrow your bike so that I can go down to the grocery store.

Jack: Sorry Jane, its got a flat, you're shit out of luck.

See shit, luck, out, bad

2.

The state of being that a person is in when they finish taking a long, majestic shit, only to find that there is little to no toilet paper left on the roll.

"There was no toilet paper in the whole house. I was totally shit out of luck, so I had to wipe my ass with a towel."

"Man, that sucks."

See toilet, toilet paper, shit, luck, tp


63

Random Words:

1. Something you say when someone is thinking dirty or perverted. "Wow that's a huge tree..." "That's what she s..
1. when someone is a cheating, stalking, pathological liar who lurks as mpd's all of his day. dennis is a kaZZhole because he is a re..
1. "fuck" in a discreet manner as to not get caught immediately by strict s.o.b. assholes who run most jr. high schools fud< ..